Randomness

Thanks to peril-eyes from Toolarmy...

While we're here... a few things I've been wondering.

1. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
2. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
3. Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
4. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
5. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
6. Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
7. What is the speed of darkness?
8. Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
9. Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?
10. If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
11. Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
12. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
13. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder...

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
2. Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
3. Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
6. Why does your Obstetrician, Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
7. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !
8. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
9. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
10. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
11. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Few more...

1. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
2. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
3. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Setlist Radiohead 15 de marzo Foro Sol Ciudad de México

Después del mágico concierto de anoche, en el cual pudimos disfrutar de 25 deliciosas canciones. Puedo sentarme a escribir un poco y de paso dejarles el setlist.

15 step
Airbag
There there
All I need
Nude
Arpeggi/weird fishes
The gloaming
The National Anthem
Faust Arp
No surprises
Jigsaw falling into place
Lucky
Reckoner
Optimistic
Idioteque
Fake plastic trees
Bodysnatchers
...
Videotape
Paranoid android
House of cards
My iron lung
Street spirit (fade out)
...
Pyramid song
Just
Everything in its right place



Faltaron algunas para mi gusto:
How to Disappear Completely
You
algún B-side

Espero que toquen algo de eso hoy...

US President Obama retakes Oath

Just a quick update. USA President Barack Obama retook the Oath because on Tuesday there was a word out of sequence.
The second one was completely successful and there is no doubt now that Obama is officially the actual President of the USA.

El Miedo Mata Mentes

fear is the mind killer.


prueba

--
Alejandro Eloy Calva Ramos

Necesito ayuda de la comunidad

Desde hace más de un año soy fan del Sake, aquel vino de arroz japonés que tiene un sabor bastante especial y que combina tan bien con el sushi y otras exquisiteces. El problema es que sólo he conseguido Sake en restaurantes como el Suntori y algún otro como el Niko.

¿Alguien sabe dónde puedo comprar una botella para hacer una sushi party en mi casa (de ustedes)?

Se agradece la ayuda.

El cuento más corto del mundo.

Nada de dinosaurios ni fósiles de pocas palabras, éste es el verdadero cuento más corto del mundo.


El emigrante

-¿Olvida usted algo?
-¡Ojalá!


Luis Felipe G. Lomelí.

Microblogging en blogger

Me encanta mi iPod, 8293 elementos de puro deleite...!